The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!