The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The power to... We're sorry, but something went wrong. We've been notified about this issue and we'll take a look at it shortly.

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The power to eat three times a day.

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The power to see through water

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!