the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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The power to sweeten sugar

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to turn wine into water

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The power of being aquaman.

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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the power to shit out of your nose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!