The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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The power of love

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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The power to pee out blue

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to see through water

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!