The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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the power to win the crying game

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The power to wear crocs.

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The power to use windows 10.

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The ability to sweat caramel

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to go part way through walls

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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Guys, it's over.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!