- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shrink your penis.

the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

the power to jump high but u have no legs

The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

The ability to see through mirrors.

The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

The ability to get a degree in performing arts

The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

The power to be justin beiber

The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

Pointless Super Powers