The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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black people

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The power to speak Braille.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!