The power to write a country song

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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KeemStar

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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The power to transform into yourself

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!