the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The power to be HUMAN

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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the power to sleep during day

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!