the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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the power to control nothing

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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the power die if you think.

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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penis

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The power to take away your power.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The power to state the obvious.

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!