The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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The power of love

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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the power to have a power.

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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Dejavu

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to die at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!