The power to transform into air.

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The power to be awkwardly placed in serious pictures.

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The ability to see everything in shades of green

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The power to make things invisible...to you.

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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The power to get older every second

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the power to commit crime.

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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The power to wear crocs.

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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the power to see with your eyes open

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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the power to die if you think

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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the power to

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The power to die

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!