The power to always be at half mast.

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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The power to to kill chickens by touching them

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The power to feel pain while under anesthetics.

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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The ability to sweat caramel

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The power to see through horses

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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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The power to hurt the people you love

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!