The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power to breathe

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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The power to never sleep but still get tired

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power to breathe

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide.

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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the power to make glass clear

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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the power to talk to your elbow

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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The power of making your tits smaller

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!