The power to speak Braille.

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The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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The power to time travel to the present.

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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power to breathe

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!