The power to hate someone you don't even know

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to spell backwards.

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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the power to die on command

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The superpower to have a superpower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!