The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to not finish your....

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The power to pee out blue

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to see through bones.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!