The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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the power to control nothing

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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the power to have a power.

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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Dejavu

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!