The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power of making your tits smaller

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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the power to

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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Being Aquaman

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!

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the power to die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!