The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to spell backwards.

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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the power to die on command

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The superpower to have a superpower

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the power to have a power.

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!