The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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The power to eat food

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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The power to science.

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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The power to breathe

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The power to paint as if you were michelangelo but only if your painting sad clowns eating knives

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the power to die

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!