The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The power to sweeten sugar

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the power to fly in space

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power of creating poop.

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The super power to control paper.

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The power to give your wife rights

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The power to make fish drown.

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The power to die using your willpower.

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The power to hear morse code.

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!