the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to speak using their mouth

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The power to glow in the dark

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!