The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The super power to control paper.

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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Have sex but not feel it

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the power to sleep during day

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!