The power to watch womens basketball

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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the power to die on command

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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Invisible handwriting.

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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the power to have a power.

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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Dejavu

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!