The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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the power to be a complete troll

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power of minding your own business

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The power of Being stupid

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!