The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The power to see the present.

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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Being a Spice Girl

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!