The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The power to remove the power within.

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The power to think you have powers.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The ability to go 100% slower

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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The power to circumcise yourself

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The power to get AIDS.

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!