The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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Endless falling....

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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the power to shoot superman

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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Asexual reproduction.

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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Swiss army teeth.

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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The power of Grayskull.

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!