The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The power to shit brix

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the power to taste your own spit

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to not have this superpower

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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The power to do nothing/

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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The power of exact change

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Being a Spice Girl

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!