The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

The power to withstand camel rape.

The ability to identify commonly known objects.

Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

The power to burn ashes

the power to frow up when your not sick.

the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

The power of asdfgh

The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

The power to kill yourself with your mind.

The power to make fish appear in pants.

the power to walk halfway through a wall

The power to go through open windows

the power to glow in the light

The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!