The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to not have this superpower

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The power to transform into yourself.

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The Power to fart glitter

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The power to die but once

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The power to poke

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!