The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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The power to levitate mustard.

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The power to not Waste time

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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[insert pointless super powers here]

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!