The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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The power to make out of thin air

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!