the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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Liam Brudenell

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The power to eat three times a day.

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The power to speak using their mouth

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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KeemStar

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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the power to fail at life

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The power to see through bones.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!