The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

The power of laughing in awkward situations.

The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

The power to have one eyebrow!?

The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

The power to die randomly,for no reason.

The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

the power to post pointless superpowers.

The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

The power to see the present.

The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

The power to use windows 10.

the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!