the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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The power to smell any point in time

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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the power to fire my lazer

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!