The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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The power to burn ashes

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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The power of asdfgh

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to go through open windows

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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the power to become semi-transparent

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Endless falling....

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!