Hetsy overpay otay peaksay igpay atinlay

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The power to jump -50% higher

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The power to live until you die.

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The power to silence explosions.

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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the power to die

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Ladder hands.

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!