The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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The power to look through glass.

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!