The ability to rape the willing.

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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Reverse Pooping

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to pee ants.

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The power to talk to dust

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!