the ability to fart out of your nose

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!