The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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Reverse Pooping

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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h owe to orge h irs n as ette of a or

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power to speak Braille.

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!