The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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the power to speak only in binary

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!