the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The power to die whenever you want.

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The power to glow in the dark

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the power... to read this

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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the ability to die once you have died

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!