The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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the power of fart helium

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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the power to control nothing

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!