The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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The power to shower naked.

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!

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The ability to see everything in shades of green

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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The power to be awkwardly placed in serious pictures.

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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!