The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The power to not finish your....

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The power to pee out blue

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!