The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The power to circumcise yourself

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The power to be a walrus

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The power to predict the past.

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The power to do NOTHING!

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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The power to look through glass.

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!