The power to know what Erika is!

The power to sweat soup.

the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

The power to get to the end of Temple Run

The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

The power to draw a perfect circle.

the ability to turn coke into pepsi

the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

The power to predict the past.

Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

The power to do NOTHING!

the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

The power to look through glass.

the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!