The power to jump -50% higher

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The power to glow in the dark

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the power... to read this

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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the ability to die once you have died

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power to sleep

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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The power to lick your own back...

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!