The power to poop out your penis.

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The power to see through air.

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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Really bendy thumb

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The power of eating from ears.

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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the power to fail any test you want

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The power to die at will.

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The power to die but once

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!