the power to die on command

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power to create another human

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

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The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!