The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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the power to lick your own tongue

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The useless pewer to increase your useless power at will! Moral: THE POWER TO SPAWN IN THE CENTER OF THE SUN AFTER DEATH INCREASE!

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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The power to be able to walk .00000002 times faster whenever you want

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the power to commit crime.

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to pee out blue

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power to be awkwardly placed in serious pictures.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!